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A roundup of all the posts on Christmas related topics from the UK's top comedy bloggers, Boggart Blog. Christmas con tricks exposed, commercialism analysed, christmas traditions explained and all the christmas hype and bullshit blasted with a bazooka. It's the Boggart Blog way of celebrating Christmas
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Climate Change Kills
Guardian Reader

Climate Change:
The Canadians Who Cared

Inconvenient Truth About
Climate Change

Creepy Child Safety Czar

Copenhagen: The Real Agenda

Copenhagen Climate Talks
Must Fail

Afghan War To Escalate

Climate Science Scam Exposed

Iraq Inquiry: Blair Guilt

Shafted Up The Khyber


Has Global Warming Stopped

Thinking The Unthinkable

Afghanistan - Another
Effing Fiasco

Not So Wonderful

Guilty Of Doing
The Right Thing

Need A Crisis?

A level pass - computer says no...

We Need Nuclear Power

Labour's Orwellian Tendency

Economy Of The Living Dead

Remember, Remember the fifth
of November

Divine Right Of Kings
and Scientists.

Never Mix Science
and Politics

Scientist warns against
Green Sacremongering

Vaclav Klaus and the
Lisbon Treaty

Legislating Against People
Thinking For Themselves

Systemic Dishonesty

Sick of Nick - Sicker
Of Pete

Where Angels Fear
To Tread

Tory MEPs & The

USA Bankrupt - You
Read It Here First

Climate Change
Sacred Cow

First Flu Vaccine Brain Damage Case

Contempt For Democracy

Who Can Sensible
People Vote For

Trafigura and the Death
Of Free Speech

Monster From Duck Island

This Year's Nobel Peace
Prize Goes To...

Dollar Sinking, Man
The Lifeboats

Climate Change Deniers
Deny Nothing

Me and Boris Versus

HPV Vaccine - The
Real Agenda

Climate Change
Science Scam

Lib Dems Sailing Into
The West

Ireland To Reject Lisbon
Treaty Again?

Importance Of Free Speech
-The Right To Offend

Technology Is Anthropology

America Is Collectively Insane

Liberate Civil Liberties Public Sector Borrowing,
Bankrupt Britain

Imminent Collapse Of
US Economy

Thinking Way Of Eating

Recovery Can't Fix

Get Engaged To
Tony Blair

Obama's Watered Down
Speech To Schools

Blinding Themselves
With Science

Brown Sells Delusions

Myths Of The Afghan War

After The Bubble(economic crisis)

Brown To Burn On
Bonfire Night

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A Christmas Shelter
Scottish comedian and writer Janey Godley kindly allowed Greenteeth to republish her christmas fiction 'A Christmas Shelter'. This poignant Christmas story with a wry twist reminds us that labes don't make somebody a good person, actions do. It's a lesson we should be aware of as the gap between haves and have nots continues to grow wider.

Merry Atheistmas
Yet another bad idea we will no doubt be importing from the USA very soon if it has not already happened is the religious version of atheism. Well at least it will give the militant atheists who hate all religion a new target so Christians can quietly get on with is while us traditional atheists quietly tolerate religious belief.

Black Russian?
by ianrthorpe, 2013-12-16
As many of you know (because I'm always telling you) there are a lot of nutters in America. Now it's easy to jump to the conclusion that most of these nutters are evangelical (born again) Christians. This is partly right because religion does lead to nuttiness, but we should not "misunderestimate" the propensity of Americans to turn anything into a religion. One of those religions is ...

Christmas MDF
Well here it is, our first Christmas post. I was more than a little gobsmacked to see a headline that read "IKEA" sells six foot Christmas Trees for £5. It was not the prices that amazed me, after all they have lots of pine trees in Sweden

Christmas is coming - and Retail Christians are ready A look at how Christmas has made Christianity the religion of retailing and Christians the most evangelical of consumers
Christmas Is Bollocks part 2.
For Christmas 2010 Boggart Blog has continued its long tradition off slagging off the modern, consumer oriented, shoddy, politically correct, conformist christmas if favour of supporting people who do their own thing.

You Get What You Deserve.
Are mobile phones, celphones as they are called in some parts, destroying good manners and the basic civility we need in order for ociety to finction? In the internet destroying our way of life? Are we becoming slaves to technology? Boggart Blog's resident technophobe Fatsally has a few things to say on that.

The Little Cellphone - A Christmas Story
What happens to all those cellphones that have given loyal and efficient servive only to be abandoned to their fate at Christmas when a newer model with more bells and whistles, apps and software widgets replaces them

Join The Christmas Resistance Ever felt like asking yourself what this annual insanity called Christmas is all about and then taking yourself off to a Buddhist monastic retreat from December 21st to Jan 6th thus letting Christmas pass you by completely? More and more people are rejecting the idea that we can all be happy if we buy loads of stuff we do not need, will never use and after it has cluttered up our living space for a year will throw out just before next Christmas to make way for next year's Christmas tat? If you have you are not alone. Welcome to the Christmas Resistance.
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Defying the Tyranny of Consumer Christmas
Manipulation is everywhere from the X Factor to Christmas, media hype is the tool that influences the sheeple to think what their masters want them to think. The careers of people as diverse as Michael Jackson and Barack Obama as well as the political success of Tony Blair are all built on nothing more substantial than spin. Repeat the lie often enough, that Michael Jackson is the most talented performer ever, that Barack Obama represents the dawn of a new era in politics, that Saddam posed a threat to the west, and enough people will believe it. So what can you do to regain your freedom. You can start by resisting the tyranny of the consumer Christmas
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A Child Is Born On The Bog

The people who run television channels have a weird idea of what will entertain us at Christmas. Or do thhey perhaps understand better than we do that what the public wants amid all the Bacchanialian feasting and Lupercanian unsrestrained shagging of the modern Christmas festival what we really want is Roman Circuses?...
A Child Is Born On The Bog

January Is Getting Earlier Each Year
Maybe it is we who are getting older but it seems while Chistmas lasts longer, January comes a little earlier each year...
January Getting Earlier

The Boggart Blog Christmas SOS - Save Our Socks
The Boggart Blog Irrelevant Christmas Charity Appeal. Our inaugural Christmas Carity Appeal requests your help in providing shelter and support for homeless socks, those unfortunate items of hoisery that have become separated from their partners and are now homeless and hungry. These sockes are often given as Christmas Presents without the giver forst checking what kind of home they are going to. All over Britain single, homeless, pairless socks are sheltering in the recesses of laundry baskets, hiding behind radiators or cowerting in changing room lockers. Please help us to help them.
Boggart Blog Christmas Appeal - Save Our Socks

The Time Has Come The Gordon Said
The Boggart Blog Irrelevant Christmas Charity Appeal. This year as well as our appeal for on behald of Fletcher Memorial Homes for seperated socks we are throwing our weight behind a charity that works to provide shelter over the festive season for abandoned hi - vis jackets...
The Time Has Come ... Again

Christmas Is Bollocks
Come on, admit it. When you saw the headline your heart leaped for joy. At last you thought, a like mineed person, sombody who thinks for himself. because let's be honest, if you had not agreed you would not have clicked through.
Christmas Is Bollocks

The Christmas Resistance

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have to eat
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