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Amsterdam's twin Prostitutes, The Fokkens Twins Retire At 70
Either of the Fokkens sisters (yes that really is their name) could be the oldest working prostitute in the world, they are certainly the oldest twin prostitutes in the world. And now they are to retire.

Three More Shades Of Grey This very funny parody is not my work but the creation of my sister Sally who is happy for me to give it extra exposure here Three More Shades Of Grey By Sally Redfern I know . . .

Three More Shades Of Grey This very funny parody is not my work but the creation of my sister Sally who is happy for me to give it extra exposure here Three More Shades Of Grey By Sally Redfern I know . . .

Girl In A Blue Dress (Fiction)
For most of the time we have in this physical plane life passes over our senses without making any great impression. Some moments, though they seem of little significance at the time, stay with us forever. Girl In a Blue Dress tells of a moment and love cherished for many years.

Speed Dating For Lawyers
When somebody decided to launch a spped dating for single young lawyers who are to busy to develop relationships tt must have seemed a good idea at the time, not so says Boggart Blog's Ian R Thorpe, lawyers are as entitled to the cuddles, companionship and sex we all seek from relationships, but speed dating. Lawyer and speed are words that will never sit comfortably together
Knickers Off For Sport
The Sports Council are engaged in a campaign to persuade more young people, young women especially, to get involved with sport. They hope this will encourage people to a cleaner living lifestyle. What a pity then that in a campaign to promote equestrian sports the British Equestrian Association are featuring two attractive show jumpers stripped down to their knickers.

Sado Masochists Rights
Why do the right wing tabloids and downmarket media get so het up about sado masochism and the prenhant for pain some, usually relatively rich people enjoy. If it involves consenting adults what's the problem. After all nobody is hurt - unless they want to be. (satire, humour, adult)

Sleeping With Conservatives
Could You Hug A Tory asks a feature in The Guardian some time ago. Several typical Guardian writers describe their feelings of fear and loathing when, purely in the interests of science of course, they hugged prominent members of the Conservative Party. Me? Sex is non political. The last thing I worry about when a woman I fancy smiles at me is her politics

Remember La Ciccolina and Vote Liberal Porn
News that the Liberal Democrats in Gravesham hve selected Anna Span, a director of porn film as their General Election candidate reminded us of La Ciccolina, another porn star who turned to politics...

Tiger Woods Says: Sorry, But Don’t Forget I’m The Victim Here.
Following on from the Tiger Woods car crash and the Tiger Woods, prodigious shagger scandals we now have the Tiger Woods prolific apologiser saga. But who was Tiger apologising too? Hilarious take on celebrity apologies...

Sex Education Kerfuffle
Sex education in schools is always a provocative topic, on the one hand religious groups think there should be none, on the other the Politically Correct Thought Police believe there should be lots, with practical demonstrations. And what can government officials do when caught between the two sides? Turn somersaults?

Climate Change By Tiger Woods Index
We love sex. But what we love even more than sex is sleazy scandal stories of the sex lives of celebrities. The best one to break in 2009 was the Tiger Woods sex addiction story. When it emerged that sport's Mr. Clean had given a whole new meaning to the phrase "Just popping down to the club for a quick nine holes dear," the media went mad...

The Craziest Doomsday Cult Ever. America is the spiritual home of crazy but even by American standards this sex obsessed self proclaimed messiah takes some beating.

Let Her Breasts Satisfy Thee At All Times
Religious hypocrisy goes head to head with gay bitchiness in this hilarious saga.

Sexual Salvation
Mot men are into the idea of threesomes but when we read that many American men think Jesus joins them in bed when they are shagging their wives we were a tad gobsmacked to say the least.

Spunky Internet Entrepreneurs
Want a baby but too fussy to have sex. Fear not! Those spunky Internet entrepreneurs are just waiting to help.

Practical Sex Education
Sex Education inschools is all very well but it is all theory. We think that like science, technology, woodwork etc. there should be a practical element to the syllabus.

Sex On The Beach
Making love at the edge of the water as the tide licks around your heaving bodies sounds like a wonderfully romantic notion but before you indulge think it through. There are many hazards involved in sex on the beach just waiting to trap the unwary.

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Miss Shagalott
Love for sale (with loyalty points)
Farmyard Frolics
Trouserless in Whitehallas Labour minister Prescott turns Parliament into a sex farce.
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